Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
— (via suckmyboo)
I wish I was kissing you instead of missing you.
— (via fuckoff-mondays)
The girls like Kane. It’s the boyish looks he had. I’m kind of rugged. He gets the pictures with the girl’s phone numbers on them. One girl came up to him, and she was so starstruck when she saw him. She was like, ‘I love you.’ Then she giggled and ran away. It’s like he was Justin Timberlake or something. It’s probably the hair.
— Jonathan Toews, Chicago Blackhawks, on teammate Patrick Kane.
I’d much rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea.
— Carrie Bradshaw (via aleuser)